Sunday, October 01, 2006

Blown Off


Sorry for a less intellectual post here, but I am feeling so blown off that I just have to share. I feel like such a guy right now... Grrrrrrr! So this is what happened...
I went to a stuffy ole boring wedding reception tonight, and there was this one bridesmaid who was my absolute vision of beauty. She had long brown hair with little bangs like bettie page, her body was tight and curvy and the definition of fuckable. And I guess I just ooze sluttiness because there was that chemetry thing going on, she glancing at me, me glancing at her. Hours of it, my parts were a-tingle. I could almost imagine what our private encounter would be like... who am I kidding it would have been a total fuckfest. Anyhow, even with the hideous powder blue bridesmaid gown on, she was quite the clit-throbber. Finally after she downed a half dozen champagne glasses, she came over, raising her eyes to meet mine, stepping close, inches away and then breathlessly whispering "i think your beautiful". I grined a cocky grin at her and toyed with a little bit of loose thread just along side her cleavage. I met her gaze and said "oh really?" and she gave me a school girl smile and nodded. Then I said, "you know what I think?" and she shook her pretty face no and I hestitated, took a deep breath and said "i think we should fuck." I saw her face flush and she shifted, obviously grinding her thighs together. I felt like I had just won the lottery. And just then her meat-headed boyfriend came over and gave her a what-the-fuck look and sneared at me, then dragged her off. He didn't let her near me for the rest of the night and she didn't even raise her eyes to meet mine. He was a total party pooper! If her was even a little bit nicer I would have let him watch.

2 comments:

The Prince said...

Most men are jealous and insecure - and suffer from low self-esteem. The ultimate revenge: Get her name and number from another girl - invite her to secretly spend the weekend with you - and make beautiful love to her - showing her what she is missing from the Neanderthal. Convince her she is better off without him - and his negative energy... - Well, that's what I would do...

8-)

The Prince said...

Most men are jealous and insecure - and suffer from low self-esteem. The ultimate revenge: Get her name and number from another girl - invite her to secretly spend the weekend with you - and make beautiful love to her - showing her what she is missing from the Neanderthal. Convince her she is better off without him - and his negative energy... - Well, that's what I would do...

8-)