Tuesday, December 04, 2007


I love getting messages from people who appreciate what i do. It's flattering that people "get" me. I also enjoy the many questions people ask me. There seems to be a lot of people out there who have a lot of questions about sexuality. I guess it's understandable because so many sexual topics are taboo. There are a lot of places to find answers on the Internet but i think sometimes people just want to ask a real live human sexual being about their experiences. Or maybe they just want to hear so they can have some jerk off material... hahaha, either way I am always happy to try and help, although i can only speak from my own experiences. I haven't been formally educated about sexuality but sometimes i think it would be cool to go back to school and get a degree that would make me an "official" sexual expert. OK, so here are some of the questions i get and my answers...


Q - "i read in your blog that you have used a strap- on on a guy. Me and my significant other are interesting in trying this. What should we do?"

Slut Says - Firstly for a virgin ass, i would begin training it to loosen. Use your fingers in the shower every day, until you can slip three soapy fingers in that hole with minimal discomfort. (Not no discomfort, minimal) Then while playing with your partner, start some anal play, use lube and rub circles around that tight ring until you feel it relax... In all likely hood the little fuckslut will be ready for more and will start humping his ass back toward your fingers. Give him what he wants... fuck him with your fingers for a while. You will feel him open and you'll know he's ready for the dildo... Strap it on and have at that ass.


Q - "You mentioned DP in one of your posts. I hate to sound dumb, but what is it?"

Slut Says - This is shocking to me, but I guess there are people out there who have no idea what DP is because I've been asked for clarification more than once. DP stands for double penetration, aka two hole whore. Get it? Vag & Anal at once? Need a clearer picture... My ass on a guys hips while he sits on a chair, my thighs wide, his cock buried in my back end, my feet on his knees and a second cock slipping in & out of my pussy. Get it now????


Q - I got a message from a woman asking why after anal sex she always had an overwhelming urgency to go and even said she had an accident once.

Slut Says - This seemed like a no-brainer to me, but this is what i told her...I would assume it is because the the cum he's left in your ass, any liquid up there, including just straight plain water makes me need to go. If you are using a condom, then perhaps it is the lube your using, if a large quantity is getting squished inside that might cause it. I honestly take a break and clean up a bit afterward to keep this sort of thing from happening. Also, since the bacteria that lives in your ass is not something you want anywhere near your pussy or urinary tract, cleaning up afterward is always good advice. For this same reason, anal to pussy is unsafe, and only works in the movies...Good luck..


Q - I read some of your feedback on the site where you do phone sex. It seems you must be really good at it. So i was hoping you might be able to help me. My boyfriend has moved to a city far from me. He calls every night and wants to talk dirty. I don't know how to "get into it". I feel insecure and embarrassed when he starts... "

Slut Says -

*Prepare yourself for the "date". I get dressed in something i feel sexy in. Whether it is a miniskirt and cowboy boots or a thong and a tank top, i make sure i feel good.

*Get comfy.. i like to get into a comfy chair or my bed. Nothing feels sexier than my good smelling sheets against my bare skin.

*Relax. I like to have a glass of wine, lower the lights, put on music that makes me feel sultry. *Get sexy. I like to put on a porno or read a sexy story. Since i am a writer, sometimes i like to work on a short story i am writing, totally getting into my fantasy.

*Get into it. After the phone rings, i close my eyes and imagine the scenario. I take a deep breath, i see myself in the position i describe, i try to hear the sounds of wet slurping, or a juicy pussy, or balls slapping. I try to smell the smells, i try to feel the fingernails, mouth, penetration...


So if you have a question for me, fire it off.

xxoo mia


Anonymous said...

Thanks Slut, for your words of wisdom.

Anonymous said...

I like what you've done with SA and theinkedslut.com. The new look and format is great.

Anonymous said...

So Mia... any suggestions on what I should give my wife for Christmas?